War of the Dead
One day when Zetatauri was 2251 or perhaps six; mummy started singing really, really loud and danced around wildly. When Zetatauri ran up to her to sing with her, mummy showed her some play toy eyes in her hands and then she fell asleep cuz she was really tired and wouldn’t wake up. The very next tea party, with daddy and a smiley gogglie eyed couple and their cute babies, some scary men with very shiny metal skin came to talk loudly at daddy and make him dance around and poked him with shiny sticks that glowed blue with pretty fire. After a tiny little bitty bit, when 6 of the scary shiny mans were sleeping on the ground in funny positions one of the mans did some funny stuff with his hands like waving and daddy waved back and then … and then learned to dance a new crazy silly screamy yelly dance kinda like mummy’s and not really like daddy’s from a really crinkly old smelly orcy man.
Some sunny days wrinkly orcy man teached laughing with fiery pokie sharp sticks and other glowy moony nighty times orcy man learned me buggie barfin’. Many many ma … ny sun and moons circled by. Then one day the old orcy man and his smelly yelly orcy family got all more yelly and smelly when the biggest piggy-est orcy had a tiny baby and then forgot the little baby in his scratchy hands and dropped the baby on the dirty muddy ground. Now wrinkly orcy man has a dirty baby girl and Zetatauri gets to get water more every sunny day and no more yelly dancing and no more fiery pokie sharp sticks. Until one sunny day the smelly yelly orcy family got all more yelly, again, when the biggest piggiest orcy had a tiny baby, again. But this time he hugged it and loved it and called it Tsadok. Weird.
And then many, many, many leaky buckets and buckets of waters and many many glowy moons and sunny suns, growed-up dirty big girl sneaked off and really more wrinkly orcy man was frowny and sad. So Zetatauri walked away with the leaky bucket and will find dirty girl to make everyone happy and smiley again!!